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News Suck 1.1: Cons and Crap.

– Moonlight Rising, one of the more popular Whedon-centric conventions, has postponed this year's convention. Many people feel that the reason behind this is because of what happened at Flan II. I would assume...

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The 2007 Poobie Awards! (Part 2)

BEST PORTRAYAL OF AN INANIMATE OBJECT – WINNER: JESSICA SIMPSON Her boots may have been made for walking, but her acting wasn't made for human eyeballs. To say ol' Jess is stiffer than a...

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The 2007 Poobie Awards!

It's that time of the year again. Time for the film industry to suck on each other's proverbial dongs and give us the Academy Awards ceremony. On Monday, the nominations were announced – which...

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Anti-Spanking Legislation

Today is a great day for celebration. California, give yourselves a pat on the back. You’re attempting to outlaw spankings and it’s high about time. The news came as a shock to those of...

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Top 5 Reasons why “Justice” ruled!

I watch Smallville. I admit it. I know it's corny, I know it's hokey, I can't help it. I've been watching it since the first episode, and I'm stating for the record that last...

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The Weekend Replay

Welcome to Monday, slackers. A lot of people think of Monday as the first day of the week. However, those people are heathens who don’t believe in God and will burn in hell for...