HMC @ Dragon*Con: Dragoncon Dcstats

Dragon*Con / HMC Statistics

General Stats

Hellhounds in attendance = two dozenish
Cigarettes smoked = Well over 100 (lost count at 137)
Photos taken = 645
Average hours sleep per night = 4.6
Tattoos obtained = just 1
Valiums taken = 1
Cartwheels in deserted hotel hallways = 1
Number of times people looked at Mac’s “Go to Hell” shirt = at least 1,000.
Number of times the question was asked “What day is it?” = 12

Beverages

Beers / Bacardi consumed = 60 (reported)
Bottles of vodka consumed = 4
Cups of coffee consumed = 48
Bottles of Diet Cherry Cokes consumed = only 3

Elevator Issues

Rides up and down the bloody elevator = at least 15 per person
Hellish elevator rides = seemingly infinite (explains valium in part)
Smelly elevator encounters = 5
Scary elevator encounters = 3
Times used “secret” elevator = 4
Number of times Hippie feared for her life = 4: 3 in the elevator, 1 in that taxi!

Celebrity Stuff

Autographs obtained = 45
Gropes received from celebs = 8 reported
Attempted interviews = 2
Successful interviews = 1
Number of times yelled at by Julie Caitlin Brown = close to 20
Celebrity sightings at restaurants = 1
James Leary plugs for HMC = 2
Asked the Question of the Con = 1 (Otts)
Number of times JM looked at Ladyhawk & Dusty at the GoTR concert = 5
Questions wish asked James Marsters = 4
Discussions with James Marsters about Spider-man = 1

(Big Surprise! NOT ONE stalking instance.)

Shopping

Hours spent in the dealer room = 19 (accounted for, probably much higher)
Graphic Novels purchased = 4
Comic books purchased = 42
Riding Crops purchased = 1
Cursed OMWF DVDs purchased = 2

Dragon*Con “Social Life”

Near-naked bodies viewed = lost count after 30
Convention attendees who haven’t been introduced to deodorant = at least 300.
Times hit on by creepy drunk costumed people = Too Many
Number of marriage proposals = 1
Parties crashed = 1 X-Rated (don’t ask)
Number of Insane Clown Posse members = 1 (Joey wasn’t there!)

Hellhound Issues at Dragon*Con

Otts couldn’t be found because he doesn’t have a cell phone = 5
Hippie called home to make sure her house didn’t fall down = 7
Hours spent on the phone to Nora = 4

Time Hippie spent giggling with Fiat over stuff that no one else caught = at least an hour, total.
Otts impersonated Caleb (“Bitch!”) = 38
Fiat doubled over in laughter (usually because of something Otts said) = 10

Number of attempted wedgies given to Otts = 3 (according to Hippie)
Successful wedgies given to Otts = 1 (according to Hippie
Foiled attempts at wedgies by Hippie = 4 (according to Otts)

Number of hellhounds’ cars towed =1
Number of tow-truck men cussed = 1
Number of impound lot workers cussed = 1

Fiat called Mac “Mac” and not his real name = 12
Wish lost her hearing at the GoTR concert = 1
Otts ignored group cheers for “State of the Harem” address = 2
Number of times S4E appeared out of nowhere =3
Number of times Mac stood the hellhounds up = 1
Attempted use of Fiat’s iBook = 1 (Mac)
Successful use of Fiat’s iBook = most of the weekend

Hellhounds Back Home

Number of people at D*C in spirit = way too many to count.
Jealous HMCer’s left behind = Zillions
Times someone said at HMC I so want to go to D*C sob = thousands.
Prayers offered for your safe journey = at least 10 and 3 rosaries
Candles lit on pagan catholic altar = 6 (4 small 2 large)