Hellhound Con 2004: Panels

-> Panels & Events**

Panels

“Con Opens / Meet and Greet”
Friday: 4:00 - 5:00pm
Pick up your badges, see all your friends. Last chance to back out and run away screaming.

**“Introduction: Welcome to Hell….mouthcentral.com”
Friday: 5:00 - 6:00pm

Our welcoming of you and a basic once over of con crap. Clothing optional.

**“Settling In”
Friday: 6:00 - 7:00pm
**What do you think this is. Settling in to your room dammnit!

**“Booze-a-movie-athon” -In the Consuite
Friday: 7:00 - Untill
**We vote for which lame movies to watch until we pass out. You must be 21 to drink. Once again clothing optional.

**“Breakfast”
Saturday/Sunday: 7:30 - 10:00am
**Breakfast Buffet provided by the hotel. Cause we made Matt their bitch, don’t forget to thank Matt, and his aching ass.

**“New Kids on the Block and Buffy Season 5: How Joss Whedon incorporated Boy Bands to outlining his famous hellgoddess season.”
Saturday: 10:30 - 11:00am
**Don’t ask, just know its hosted by Mr. Jon Riggins. Attendance is mandatory, Mullet optional.

“Whendonverse Jeopardy”
Saturday: 11:00 - 12:00pm
Its Jeopardy with Joss questions, Jesus! Do you want me to hold your hand to?

**“Poobah Meals on Wheels”
Saturday/Sunday: 12:00 - 1:00pm
Saturday: 7:00pm - 8:00pm
**The Poobah takes your lunch order, you give him money, he picks it up. Or you can mooch off the Con Suite. We don’t mind, we shoplifted the shit anyways.

**“Anonymous Guy’s Press Conference “
Saturday: 1:00 - 2:00pm
**We give AG a chance to tell his story, you ask him questions, and he will generally do gross things. Not for the faint of heart, or people who like Knox.

**“Shipper Battle Royale”
Saturday: 2:00 - 3:00pm
**You got a ship? You KNOW its better than everyone else’s. So beat that into their skull. Weapons checked at the door.

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**Legos”
Saturday: 3:30 - 4:30pm
**We play with legos, what? Its fun! JUST DO WHAT I SAY!!!

**“****Designing Women”
Saturday: 4:30 - 5:30pm
**A visually stimulating look at fan arts and other graphics brought to you by Kirsten, Aeryn, and anyone else we can sucker in.

**“****HMC: Live”
Saturday: 8:00 - 10:00pm
**That’s right HMC: Live, actually live this time! Well some of it live, actually I have no idea, it will probably be Eric and Matt making out with their hands for two hours.

**“Buffy Karaoke”
Saturday: 10:00 - 12:00am - In the Consuite
**We sing Buffy songs and filk. We will probably drink, and Jon will probably ask you to make out! Bring the Kids! Clothing discouraged.

**“HMC: The Movie Part 2 Premiere/Party” - In the Consuite
Saturday: 12:00 - Until
**We premiere the sequel to last summers HMC: The movie, and play a load of silly games, probably loaded with sexual innuendo. People with clothing will be shot on sight.

**“Why We Ship”
Sunday: 10:00 - 11:00pm
**A panel for shippers to express what shipping means to them and share experiences with others… And then we make fun of them.

**“I Wear the Cheese”
Sunday: 11:00 - 12:00am
**Matt rambles on and on about “Restless” like it was his first piece.

**“The HMC View”
Sunday: 1:00 - 2:00pm
**The HMC gang cross dresses (This was Matt’s Idea) and parodies the idiotic talk show, kinda like that dude Starr Jones does.

**“XBOX’s XBOX Game Contest”
Sunday: 2:00 - 3:00pm
**A multiplayer tournament with Play-By-Play by “The XBOX” himself Jon Riggins, the winner gets to appear nude on HMC.*

*Only if they are a really hot chick, the consolation prize is Matt’s Pubic hair.

**“HHC Closing Ceremonies”
Sunday: 3:00 - 4:00pm
**We wind HHC down to a close, say good bye to our new friends, finalize restraining orders on the rest. Most importantly we exchange wellness papers and STD test results.