And so it was Written

That on the Fifth day of the Seventh
In the year that could be read Backwards
That all had gathered around the Mouth of Hell

And all lavished praise on the One called Great Hound and Fruitfull Machine
And all bowed down before the Black Swan
And it was there that they cast off the shroud of malicious pop-up
And it was there that they received the dot and the com

And the Hounds of Hell spread accross the Earth