The Top 10 Reasons To Visit Hellmouth Central
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[10.29.03]
The Top 10 Reasons To Visit Hellmouth Central
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It’s wonderful time you don’t have to spend with your family.
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Beats the heck out of watching “Queer eye for the straight guy”, and that’s saying…well, almost nothing.
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Join now and you’ll get this nifty gray thing!
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If they ever get jet-packs, they promise they won’t leave you behind! uh…right?
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When they die, they stay dead!
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If you’re cursed with a soul and can’t be happy or you’ll go evil, a quick visit is guaranteed to keep you depressed and unhappy.
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No one here slept with Spike (no matter what they say…)
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Hardly any uncomfortable probes stuck in places of your body where the sun don’t shine…Except for the weekly enema, of course, but that’s just a safety percaution.
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If you don’t, you’ll get horrible boils all over your body and then a fireball from the sky will crush your house, with your wife and children still in it, leaving you to die a slow and painful death followed by an eternity of torture in hell. Well, probably not, but do you really wanna take that chance?
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Mac knows where you live…
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