Top Ten Ways to Tell You're Obsessed with Spike

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Top Ten Ways to Tell You’re Obsessed with Spike

10. You make your girlfriend dress as Buffy (or your boyfriend)

11. You refer to yourself as “The Big Bad” at every opportunity

12. You integrate as much British slang as possible into your sentences

13. You dye your hair blonde and place a fake scar over your left eye

14. You PURPOSELY write “bloody awful” poetry and use the word “effulgent” in everyday conversations

15. You broke up with your last girlfriend/boyfriend by trying to drive a stake through her/his heart

16. You offer to kill your former love to prove your love to your new crush

17. Before having important conversations with your crush, you rehearse with a mannequin dressed like her/him

18. Whenever anyone mentions Billy Idol, you are compelled to tell them that he got his look from Spike

*…And the NUMBER ONE way to tell you’re obsessed with Spike…

1. You really DO think that getting beat up is the definition of “Third Base”

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