The Top 10 Reasons NOT to Fall in Love.
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The Top 10 Reasons NOT to Fall in Love.
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Your boyfriend turns out to be a werewolf who ditches you (thus ripping out your poor, lovestruck, young heart) because he is afraid one night he may rip out your poor, lovestruck, young heart. Huh…?
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In response to reason ten, your girlfriend decides she is gay and shacks up with a witch.
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The object of your affection is actually a giant preying mantis who wants to bite off your head. Oh, but you do get to have sex first, so not a total loss!
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The girl you love ‘doesn’t think of you that way’, and does it with a dead guy instead.
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The guy that you love ‘doesn’t think of you that way’, and sucks face with the school bitca instead.
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You have to kill the one you love in order to save the world from Acathla. And do you get any thanks for it? Hell no!!!
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The man you are about to pledge your life to decides to ‘change his mind’ because of a stupid vision. Men…
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You argue with your girlfriend, and then a vampire breaks her neck and puts her body in your bed. You didn’t have a chance to say you were sorry or that you loved her. That just plain sucks… (Hands up all who wanted to console poor Giles)
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The girl you love is a supernatural freak of nature, dedicated to erradicating your kind from the face of the planet. Not a good foundation for a relationship, no matter how cute you are!
And the number one reason NOT to Fall in Love….
- Joss is more powerful than any of you - and he will never EVER let you be happy. Bastard!
[Credit: Dreamer]