The Top 10 Reasons You Might Be A Slayer
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The Top 10 Reasons You Might Be A Slayer
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When your Mom tells you you’re having steak for dinner, you wonder if you’ll get splinters.
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You have a compulsive need to prowl cemeteries till the wee hours of the morning.
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Black vans start to follow you around leading to all kinds of annoying tests.
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You start having odd dreams where a man with cheese keeps popping up.
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All your birthdays end up with you having to hurt someone with extreme prejudice.
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You suddenly have a sibling pop out of thin air who yells one annoying catchphrase when upset.
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You feel an odd need to try and kill all of your friends to show that they are just figments of your imagination.
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Your librarian keeps trying to have you check out a book called “Vampyr” even though it’s not on the teacher’s reading list.
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You feel the need to either clam up or beat someone to a bloody pulp whenever your feelings are hurt.
And the number 1 Reason You Might Be A Slayer…
- Everyone you’ve had sex with is either dead or just has everyone wishing that they were.
[Brought to you this week by Gabriel.]