The Top 10 Things I've Learned from Buffy
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[12.3.02]
The Top 10 Things I’ve Learned from Buffy
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Repression leads to evil zombies trying to kill your mum’s friends.
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The existentialism of the angst of humanity’s filial grief can be summed up through ‘The Hokey Pokey’.
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It’s pronounced “Neh-meh-sees”
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The Army’s slogan “Be All That You Can Be” involves cybernetic implants and demon DNA.
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Being vamped kills your fake Irish accent.
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Shanshu, Shmanshu, guys are always hotter when they’re dead.
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Save yourself some time in the future. Kill a nerd today.
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Vampires and demons are hard to kill unless you’ve used up the last commercial break.
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Being ‘Touched by An Angel’ isn’t quite as self-affirming as Della Reese would have you believe.
And The Number One Thing I’ve Learned From Buffy Is….
- Fire bad. Tree pretty.
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