Top Ten Ways To Piss Off The Slayer
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Top Ten Ways To Piss Off The Slayer
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Play Cher’s ‘Do you Believe in Life after Love’ ad nauseum.
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Call her pet, luv, or B.
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Get in the way between her and her souled vampire boyfriend…erm…boyfriends.
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Try to stop her from making a big mistake. For instance, stopping her from turning herself in to the police for a murder she didn’t commit.
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Don’t be a super-strong little woman who isn’t the slayer. She doesn’t like competition.
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Boyfriends who get suck jobs from two-bit vampire trulls.
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Become her kid sister.
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Kidnap her kid sister.
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Steal her body and take it for a test drive with her boyfriend.
And the #1 Way To Piss Of The Slayer…
- Run her Winnebago off the road.
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