Not Fade Away

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Connor: I know you’re my father. Angel: You got your memories back.

Connor: I get what you did. I’m grateful.

Connor: Have you ever written a resume before? Ever? Angel: No. But I have very nice handwriting. Connor: You girl.

Illyria To Gunn: Try not to die. You are not unpleasant to my eyes.

Angel: One of you will betray me. (Spike raises his hand). Wes… Spike: Ohh..can I at least deny you three times?

(Last line of the series) Angel: Let’s go to work.

Connor: So vampires really don’t get the concept of ‘jokes’. Angel: I get the concept of jokes. I was at the taping of the first Carol Burnett show. Tim Conway was on fire. It was special.

Lindsey: You gave up immortality for me. It’s like some kind of fairy tale. Eve: We don’t live in a fairy tale.

Illyria: I’ll make trophies of their spines. Angel: Good to have you on the team.

Vale: Really, I crap better magic then this.

Lindsey: Those guys were chumps. Lorne: Now they’re chunks.

Lorne: (last line) Good night, folks.

Hamilton: Let me say this as clearly as I can. You cannot beat me. I am a part of them. The wolf, the ram and the hart. Their strength flows through my veins - my blood is filled with their ancient power. Angel: Can you pick out the one word you probably shouldn’t have said? (bites him, punches him) Wow, you really are full of it.

Eve: What the hell’s going on? Angel: Looks like we’re getting kicked out of the garden, Eve.

Illyria: Wes is dead. I’m feeling grief for him. I can’t seem to control him. I wish to do more violence.

Gunn: Okay, you take the 30,000 on the left.

Lindsey: (last line) A…flunky? Angel kills me!

Illyria: I will shred my adversaries. I’ll pull their eyes out just enough to turn them towards their mewling, mutilated faces. Wesley: You’re a very inspirational person, have I mentioned that?

[Spike reads poetry at a bar.] Spike: “My soul is wrapped in harsh repose, Midnight descends in raven-colored clothes, But soft…Behold! A sunlight beam, Cutting a swath of glimmering gleam. My heart expands, ’Tis grown a bulge in it, Inspired by your beauty…effulgent.” Man: Yeah! (applause) That was great, man. Spike: Thank You. That was for Cecily. This next one’s called The Wanton Folly of me Mum.

Hamilton: Why do you keep fighting? You signed away your Shanshu. There’s nothing in it for you anymore. Angel: People who don’t care about anything will never understand the people who do. [Hamilton punches Angel across room.] Hamilton: Yeah, but we won’t care. [Connor hits Hamilton through window.] Connor: Care about that, Dress-for-Less?

[Building rumbles.] Connor: Uh, that’s not good, is it? Angel: Wolfram & Hart. Looks like they’re taking the gloves off. Connor: What do we do? Angel: You go home. Connor: Huh? Angel: This is my fight. Connor: That’s some serious macho–Aah! [Building begins to collapse.] Angel: Go home…now. Connor: They’ll destroy you. Angel: As long as you’re okay, they can’t. Go.

Gunn: (After killing Senator Bruckner and the rest of her vampire aids gang up on him) And y’all wonder why people don’t vote.

Cyvus Vail: Sebassis! You’re manservant has become tangled in my bodily fluids again!

Illyria: Wesley’s dead. I’m feeling grief for him, I can’t seem to control it. I wish to do more violence! Spike (Seeing massive horde of enemies): Well wishes just happen to be horses today. Angel: Among other things.

Angel: I happen to be the greatest mass-murderer you’ve ever met. Lindsey: Never given you props for that, have I?

Lindsey: If you want me, I’m on your team. Angel: I want you, Lindsey. (a beat) I’m thinking about rephrasing that. Lindsey: Yeah, I think I’d be a lot more comfortable if you did.

Illyria: Would you like me to lie to you now? Wesley: Yes. Thank you, yes. Illyria changes to Fred Hello there. Fred: Wesley. My Wesley. Wesley: Fred. I miss you. They kiss Fred: It’s gonna be okay. It won’t hurt much longer. And then you’ll be where I am. We’ll be together. Wesley: I–I love you. Both are crying Fred: I love you. My love. Oh, my love…

Gunn: So what now? Angel: I don’t know about you, but I kinda wanna slay the dragon.

Angel: (To Archduke Sebasiss) If the next words out of your mouth are kill Spike, we just might have to kiss.

Sebassis: The circle does not abide secrets. Angel: Which is interesting for a secret society.

Vail: Aah! Sebassis! Your manservant has become tangled in my bodily fluids again! Sebassis’ Slave: Eeep! Angel: My people are the problem?

Angel (to Sebassis): If the next words out of your mouth are “Kill Spike”, we just might have to kiss.

Angel: I don’t remember what it was like… being human. It was too long ago. Harmony: Not so great. Zits. Dandruff. Mortality. Although I do remember… my heart. And the way it would thump when I kissed a really hot boy for the first time. That was cool.

Angel: Need to get some things done, pay a quiet visit to Archduke Sebassis. I’d like to keep our liaison out of the loop. Harmony: Out of the loop? That’s where I live.

Angel (to Lindsey about W&H): Maybe they’re not there to be beat. Maybe they’re there to be fought. Maybe fighting them is what makes human beings so remarkably strong.

Angel: I happen to be the greatest mass murderer you’ve ever met. Lindsey: Never given you props for that, have I?

Lorne (to Angel): Yeah. Say, any other tips on how to be a hero we could share with the boys and girls at home?

Lorne (singing, living the day as if it were his last): If I ruled the world, Every day would be the first day of spring, Every heart would have a new song to sing, And we’d sing of the joy every morning would bring…

Spike (in a bar, his last day): Ahh, nice crowd. Bartender: It can get pretty ugly in here, I gotta warn you. Spike: What I’m after. Couple more shots of courage, and I may make my presence felt. Bartender: Your funeral. Spike: Well, I never had a proper one.

Connor: So she’s a werewolf. Angel: And an art student. She does this great pottery. (grins) She made me a vase.

Connor (to Angel): Yeah, they’re mixed in there with the new ones. Kind of like, uh… a bad dream I had, I guess, a very strange and violent, at times, inappropriately erotic…dream.

Lindsey: What are you thinking about? Eve: Angel. Lindsey: You simply couldn’t have said a worse thing than that.

Gunn: I was hoping it’d be vamps. I haven’t dusted nearly enough this year. (to Spike) No offense. Spike: That’s all right.

Spike: First off, I’m not wearing any amulets. No bracelets, broaches, beads, pendants, pins, or rings.

Angel: What are you doing here Connor: You come for coffee and the worlds not ending? Please!

Gunn: Okay.You take the 30 thousand on the left, and i’ll take the 30 thousand on the right.

Angel: What are you doing here? Connor: Please, you drop by for coffee and the world’s not ending.

Lindsey (to Eve): I like it that you’re one of the things in my life Angel hasn’t got his mits on. (Eve looks guilty)

Illyria: You will last ten minutes at best. Gunn: Lets make them memorable then.

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