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Update: March 11, 2005

Hey, it’s Friday….which means nothing to me.

Some news, some poll….that sounds dirty in a way.

From Yesterday’s Update:
Joss Whedon is supposedly going to be a guest at Dragon*Con this year! This news courtesy of the Browncoats and our resident diva - Aeryn. Also rumoured to attend in Atlanta is Jewel Staite.

We’re looking to get confirmation from the track director very soon. As of now, this is just a rumour, but it sounds quite legit. More news as it becomes available.

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Poll Me -

Last week we asked, “Marsters says he wants a Spike Telepic - what should the plot be about?” Here are the results….

Spike and Andrew - Two words: Road Trip! - 20.0%
Spike spends the entire 2 hrs naked: Spuffies everywhere TiVo. - 19.6%
Spike finally sees Buffy, some chaos ensues. - 17.6%
Spike Shanshus. - 12.8%
Spike helps Willow & Kennedy in South America. - 8.5%
Spike loses his soul, and kills everybody for shits. - 8.0%
Spike and Xander team up to fight an African Demon. - 7.8%
Other (Comment) - 5.7%

Total votes: 540

So the road trip buddy flick wins, and who wouldn’t get a kick out of seeing that? Spike naked comes in a very close second (color me shocked), and Spuffies split the vote between it and #3, which is probably why the road trip won. HA! Backfire. Comments?

“*sigh* I see what option is bound to win, and we are a bunch of sick pups. *shrugs* Sue us. Ummm, can’t we have Spike shanshu and see Buffy with the ensuing chaos (and without the tiresome Immortal) and see Spike close to but not quite naked for a couple hours (because we know Marsters hates naked so much)? Then Spike can lose his soul and kill everyone (especially Angel) and go on a road trip with Andrew for a threesome with Dru! What can I say, I’m a woman, I want everything.”

  • Life’s A Show

Matt: Man, they need her as a screenwriter.

“NO MORE BLOODY OLD ASS STUPID Spike…. Rather watch a 2 hour movie on the making of cardboard….”

  • Nora

Matt: But tell us, what do you REALLY think?

“I don’t know ’bout ya’ll, but I’m hoping for the wacky adventures of Spike and Illyria myself. They could call it “The Vampire and the GodSmurf”“

  • maylai

“For this particular old-fashioned romantic, a Sp[ike-Drusilla reconciliation is just irresistible.”

  • DaddyCatALSO

“I was torn (obveiously) about this poll. I’d love to see Spike with Buffy, would love to see him shanshu, but I really would to see him helping Illyria adjust to life and the way you’re supposed to deal with things. Maybe it’s just ’cause I liked Illyria and Spike’s relationship. *shrug* …and then he can go run off and be with Buffy and shanshu. ;D”

  • Voltage

“Spike finds Riley, ties him up, tortures him for nearly two hours, but then gets so drunk that he forgets to even finish the pathetic nancy boy off. AH, GOOD TIMES!”

  • SPIKESMYGOD

“Spike dies horribly and never returns. Hoo-fucking-ray.”

  • Selz

Matt: I like how some of these people think. I won’t say which ones, but I’m answering under one of them now.

“I voted Spike and Andrew….hey wouldn’t it be great if andrew finally confessed he was gay (well i think he is dont know bout u guys) and spikes reaction to it? on second thoughts, considering angel and spikes peculiar closeness as vampires, maybe not.”

  • Levis Omelasz

“spike wakes up after NFA battle.. not sure what happend…willow contacts him astrally…says buf/ang in trouble…spike goes searching…finds faith…both go looking…cameo by all good charcters…wackiness”

  • withheldbyrequest

Matt: Ladies and Gentlemen, the creator of ‘pithy’.

“Spike and Dru…..the face off…..Drusilla is causing mayhem with a band of allies in the remnants of LA after Wolfram and Hart’s army is defeated. I’d really love for their story to be concluded….and lets face it…Spike and Dru kick ass together. There should be twists in the plot where you think Spike is evil….”

  • Knoxy

“I didn’t recall any of the other options after you mentioned the 2 hrs of nekkidness!!! Sigh. If we did get a movie, I wouldn’t want Buffy in it…it should be about Spike with possibly Andrew or Xander as a sidekick.”

  • Myth

Matt: If Xander ever became Spike’s “sidekick”, I’d shoot myself in the face. Just the fact that anyone would say that Xander should be Spike’s “sidekick” pisses me off. Ok, I think the tampon is out of my bum now.

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  • Matt

[Posted @ 11:45 a.m.]

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