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Joss Whedon’s to marry James Marsters Action figure - News

From buffy.fu - 2004-06-22nd

In a Buffy.fu exclusive we have learned that Mr. Whedon himself is leaving his wife of 150 years to marry Moore Actions Collectibles’ new William the Bloody figurine. Sources say that it all started when Joss was caught in a Plaza New York suite with the figure, causing his wife to demand he seek counseling. As the affair continued you could see the plastic couple popping up everywhere from LA Bistros to the Day Time Emmy awards. Then in the biggest shock ever Joss filed for divorce from his wife. Since then the figurine has been spotted wearing a .5 carrot engagement ring and shopping for wedding dresses. Buffy.fu will be sure to update you as soon as more develops.



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