HMC @ Dragon*Con: Dragoncon Parody01

Otts’ Parodies: Dragon*Con Series

CAUGHT IN THE ELEVATOR (to the tune of “Walk Through The Fire”)

Wish:

I watch the crowd and it frightens me
Their vinyl costumes are all black
Why can’t I leave
Their g-strings make me heave
I want the elevator back

LadyHawk:

Now on her cell phone Dusty calls to me
To make my way over to James
I’ll get in line
He’ll get pictures to sign
I’ll show him I’m not tame

Wish and LadyHawk:

And I will wait for the elevator
Cause where else can I turn
Yes I will wait for the elevator
And get in -

Hippie:

The shoes I wear are killing me
Otts is laughing I’ve no doubt
He’ll get his soon
I’ll wedgie him to the moon
I’d better call Nora

Cause we all wait for the elevator
We people never learn
And we will wait for the elevator
And get in -

Eric (looking at Mac sleeping):

Will we get to interview James Leary
Will our panels go ka-blooey
Is my webmaster too far gone to care?

Jonathan:

What if Julie (Caitlin Brown) won’t allow it?

LifesAShow:

X-Box man is right, we’re needed
Or we could just sit around and drink

Eric, Jonathan and Lifes:

We’ll get an interview
It’s what we always manage to do
So we will walk to the elevator
HMC’s big return
Yes we will walk to the elevator
And get in -

Fiat:

So one by one, the floors I see
I guess this hotel’s really full
Too many people too close
The odors offend my nose
And too much skin to behold

Lifes:

We all went from brave to braver

LadyHawk:

First he’ll sign and then I’ll savor

Otts:

Oh these costumes actually glow in the dark

LadyHawk:

No I’ll savor and then he’ll sign

Fiat:

This elevator’s about to get fuller

Eric:

I’ve got a panel to jump-start

LadyHawk, Otts, Lifes, Fiat and Eric:

This endless wait
Is something that we really hate
Cause we are caught in the elevator
The point of no return
So we will ride in the elevator
And get in - liiiiine
Get in - liiiine
Get in liiiiine, get in line!