Whedon's Buffylicious Beers
Whedon’s Buffylicious Beers
by OttsFiveByFive, Scooby Gang, Diabilita, DJ Angelus, Ramones1, ObsessedWithBuffy
* Connor&Holtz Better Bitter “Every Time You Sip, It Takes Revenge”
* Willow’s Angry Dark Stout “The Taste That Will Leave You Speechless”
* Buffy’s Reincarnation Brew “It’ll Keep You Coming Back For More”
* Xander’s Special Occasion Ale “So Strong, You Won’t Be Able To Finish It”
* Spike’s Bleached Pale Ale “Because You Know You Feel It Too”
* Anya’s Vengeance Lager “You’ll Wish You Were Dead”
* Angel’s Brooding Brown Ale… Sinfully good for the soul
* Ripper’s British Draught: “Empty the glass, clean the glasses”
* Dawn’s Illegal Brew: “Tastes like whine”
* The Angelus Microbrew: “The beer you love till it kills you”
* Faith’s Foamy Dark: “Smooth as Leather. 5.5% proof”
* Cordelia Light: “Looks Like a Pale Blonde Ale, But Tastes Like A Dark Brown.”
* A Charles Gunn special brew: “So rich you’ll trade your soul for it!”
* Doyle’s Irish Stout: “The headache just won’t quit!”
* Lorne’s Red Hot Ale: “The one that gives you horns!”
* Ripper’s Extra Dark: “So rich, you’ll wake up in a coma”
* Spuffy Lager: “Bottoms up “
* Tara’s Dark Blond Ale: “Works Like A Charm”
* Faith Lite: “So airy, you’ll wake up from a coma”
* Oz’s Werewolf Wheat Weizen: “It’s got bite…”
* Riley’s Pale Ale: “Full bodied but still lacking edge”
* Clems Extra Strong Stout: “Beer goggles included so I can get some action”
* Ripper’s Extra Dark: “So erudite, you’ll wake up in a coma”
* Wesley Extra Bitter: “Makes you think your throat’s been cut!”
* Lindsey’s Blood Red Lager: “A beer it takes one hand to hold”
* Spike’s Wine Cooler: “Takes the punch out of it”
* Anya’s Asti Spumante: “It brings out the demon in you”
* Kendra’s Kaluha: “Great effects but doesn’t last long”
* Groo’s Grape Drink (non-alcoholic): “Tastes strong, but not too bright”
* Glory’s Hellgod Ale: “So strong, it will tear you a new dimension!”
* Fred’s Lite Wheat Spring Ale: “For those who like little sweet stick figure ales”
* Drusilla’s Dark Draught: “It’ll make you crazy”
* Mayor Wilkins Tequila: “Eat the snake at the bottom for the TRIP of your life”
* Riley’s Real Rye: “Tastes like cardboard! Yum!”
* Joyce’s Gin: “Just like mother used to make”
* Fred’s Lager: “You’ll feel smarter!”
* Flutie’s Pale Ale: “Straight from the zoo!”
* Amy’s Black Ale: “Warning: Side effects include growth digression, excessive fur, and addiction to cheese. CAUTION: Do NOT drink behind the wheel!”
* Jonathon’s Lager: “Only available in short neck.”
* The Master’s Blood Red Brew: “It’ll leave you with fruit punch mouth”
* Kendra’s Genuine Jamaican: “An import brewed only with discipline.”
* Ethan’s Mystical Lager: “Brings out the demons in all of us”
* Whistler’s “Good Guy” Ale: “Guarenteed to get you back on your feet”
* non-alcholic available by request