The Top 10 Things I've Learned From Buffy (2)
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The Top 10 Things I’ve Learned From Buffy (#2)
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The year you were born in doesn’t necessarily define your age.
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All monkeys are french.
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Never kill a boy on the first date.
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As misleading as it is, Vulkans do not study volcanos.
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Always check for soul escape holes before having sex with your boy/girlfriend.
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When a cow grows old and loses an eye, the farmer puts it in a different pasture so it doesn’t have to fight with the priests.
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Martha Stewart is not a demon, she’s just a witch.
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Never turn yourself into a rat unless you’re absolutely positive there’s someone who can turn you back.
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With magic, there’s always consequenses. Always.
And the number one thing I’ve learned from Buffy…
- You wear the cheese. It does not wear you.
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