The Top 10 Signs Your School is on a Hellmouth
== Send your Top 10 ==
[9.02.03]
The Top 10 Signs Your School is on a Hellmouth
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Principals are a tasty treat.
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Spontaneous cheerleader combustion.
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You come to fear opening your locker.
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The swim team is last seen swimming out to sea.
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The clubs wage war on each other.
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Dances end in tragedy.
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Your whole class joins in song about algebra.
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Don’t eat the Jell-o.
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Watch out for those nerds.
And the number one sign your school is on a Hellmouth…
- Whatever happened to that girl, Marcy?
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