The Top 10 Reasons NOT to rebuild Sunnydale High.
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[9.6.02]
The Top 10 Reasons NOT to rebuild Sunnydale High.
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Do we really want to see the lil’ bit mingling with her lame-o friends.
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Which contracter in the Sunnydale-area is dumb enough to start constuction right atop a hellmouth?
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No class is ever going to be as cool as the class of 199.. (help me out Scoob, what year was Buffy’s class again???)
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Sunnydale High has proven itself to be a breedingground for evil geeks, between vampires and all manner of other demons and hellgods Sunnydale can really do without them.
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Whatever will you have the NEXT principal be eaten by?
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So what will you be teaching there, anyway??? Advanced Vampire Lore?
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No-one can stand the foul air of that rotting Beozar-carcas that no-one ever bothered to remove from the basement.
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Life-expectancy in Sunnydale can’t be much higher than 15 on avarage. Why build a highschool is if no more than 30% is going to live to see graduation day.
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You’re never gonna find another librarian that is THAT Brittish.
And the number one reason, NOT to rebuild Sunnydale High…
- Last time they blew up the school the filmcrew was run out of town by an angry mob of sleep-deprived townies. Do you really want them to get lynched this time, Joss?
[Brought to you this week by Mr Rosenberg.]