The Top 10 Reasons having your soul back can cramp your style
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[9.13.02]
The Top 10 Reasons having your soul back can cramp your style
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Having to say grace before eating your next victim.
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Takes all the fun out of “Reservoir Dogs”.
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Giving a crap what others think.
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Having to pay for the burba weed.
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Having to give up smoking. We wouldn’t want to make all those watch dog groups hate us by setting a poor example now would we?
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Feeling guilty for not snuggling after sex.
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Takes all the joy out of beating something to a pulp.
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Having to give up your fashionably evil black leather duster.
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Takes all the fun out of casual sex.
And the number 1 reason having your soul back can cramp your style…
- No more cheating at kitten poker.
[Brought to you this week by Ramones.]
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