Grave

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Quotes

Key: B=Buffy, X=Xander, W=Willow, S=Spike, D=Dawn, A=Anya, J=Jonathan, Aw=Andrew, G=Giles

W: You guys wanna take it slow? I can do that. Ask Warren.

S: Bad move, bad move, bad move.

S: Wait…first stage? Bugger.

B: Will, back off before someone gets hurt. W: How bout I back off after?

B: I don’t wanna hurt you. *smash* W: Not a problem.

B: I said I didn’t want to… *smash* B: Didn’t say I wouldn’t.

B: Are we really gonna do this? W: Come on, this is a huge deal for me. Six years as a sideman, now I get to be the slayer. B: A killer isn’t a slayer. Being a slayer is something you can’t conceive of… W: Oh Buffy, you really need to have every square inch of your ass kicked. B: Then show me what you’ve got, and I’ll show you what a real slayer is.

W: Get off, superbitch.

W: I thought you were gonna show me what a slayer was?

Aw: And what if the slayer’s dead already? We’re just supposed to wait for Sabrina to show up and disembowel us?

Aw: I’m not gonna budge til…right now. Ow.

W: Buffy, I gotta tell ya…I get it now. The slayer thing really isn’t about the violence. It’s about the power. *zap* W: And there’s no one in the world with the power to stop me now. *ZAP!!!* G: I’d like to test that theory.

W: Uh oh…daddy’s home. I’m in wicked trouble now.

W: That’s what you watchers are good at, watching. Butting in on things that don’t concern you.

W: Remember that little spat we had before you left, when you were under the dillusion that you were still relevant here? You called me a rank, arrogant amateur. Well buckle up Rupert….cause I’ve turned pro.

G: It’s put her in a kind of stasus….you cut your hair.

A: I’m blonde. I colored my hair…again. I’m blonde. G: Yes, I noticed.

B: Giles, everything’s been so…Xander left Anya at the alter, and Anya’s a vengence demon again. Dawn’s a total clepto. Money’s been so tight that I’ve been slinging burgers at the Doublemeat Palace…and I’ve been sleeping with Spike. G: *laughs* Hmm…sorry. *laughs hysterically* B: *laughs*

A: I know what you’re trying to do, and I hate to burst your bubble, but that mind control mojo doesn’t work on Vengence demons…so why don’t you just… W: Stop talking and listen. A: Ok.

G: *laughing* Duct tape? B: *laughing* On their mouth…so the demon could eat them…*laughing* G: *laughing* Because they were figments… B: *laughing* All of it. You, Sunnydale, and I was just some nutcase in high… G: Of course, why didn’t we see this before? *laughs*

B: No, you were right to leave. We’re just…stupid. G: I know you’re all stupid.

G: Willow’s killed a human being. How will she be able to live with herself? W: I wouldn’t worry about that. Willow doesn’t live here anymore.

D: You know if Spike were here he’d go back and fight. X: Sure, if he wasn’t too busy trying to rape your sister. D: What? X: Forget it. D: I don’t believe you. X: Fine. D: He wouldn’t do that. X: Is this blind spot like a genetic trait with the Summers women? The only useful thing Spike ever did was finally leave town.

G: If you lose someone you love, then the other people in your life who care about you become meaningless. I wonder what Tara would say about that. W: You can ask her yourself. *ZAPPP!!!*

W: You’re always saving everyone. It’s kind of pesky.

W: Unless somebody, somehow can get there in time to save them. Fly my pretty, fly! See what I did there? G: Go. W: Good luck.

W: Thought she’d never leave.

W: I used to think you had all the answers…that I had so much to learn from you.

W: That….was rude. Now I forgot what I was saying.

G: At this rate you’ll burn out… W: Blah, blah blah.

W: Giles, it’s like no mortal person has ever had this much power. Ever. It’s like I’m connected to everything.

J: Ow…son of a bitch. Aw: Butt-wipe. J: I wasn’t talking to you. Aw: Oh, reflex.

X: Yeah, I’m working on a whole “shut the hell up” pitch you might like too.

J: Mexico, huh?

G: I can see. A: Oh…it’s a….miracle.

A: Giles, you have to rest. G: Silly girl, I’m dying. A: No you’re not.

G: She’s gonna finish it. A: Finish what? G: The world.

A: Something else Giles said. No magic or supernatural force can stop her. B: What does that mean? A: I don’t know. He said “The slayer can’t stop her”. Then he said a bunch of other stuff. He really wasn’t too clear.

B: Is he ok? A: I don’t think he has a lot of time left. Sorry.

W: Always the slayer. Right ’til the last…and it is the last, you know. For all your fighting, thinking you’re saving the world… D: Buffy? W: And in the end, I’m the only one who can save it. B: By killing us? W: It’s the only way to stop the pain. I can’t take it anymore. But I know you, Buffy. You’re a warrior. You won’t go out without a fight. I don’t really have time for one. But you should go out fighting. B: Willow, what are you… W: It was me who took you out of the earth. Well, now the earth wants you back.

A: Though in retrospect it probably would’ve been better if you hadn’t come and given Willow that magic that made her like ten times more powerful. That would’ve been a plus.

X: Hey black-eyed girl. What’cha doin’?

X: You might be an uber-witch, but this carpenter can drywall you into the next century.

G: There. A: What? G: It’s not over.

*slice* D: What? You think I never watched you?

W: You can’t stop this. X: Yeah, I get that. It’s just that you’ve been my best friend my whole life. World gonna end, where else would I wanna be? W: Is this the master plan? You’re gonna stop me by telling me that you love me? X: Well, I was gonna walk you off a cliff by handing you an anvil, but it seemed kind of cartoony. W: Still making jokes. X: I’m not joking. I know you’re in pain. I can’t imagine what kind of pain you’re in. And I know you’re about to do something apocolyptically evil and stupid, and hey, still wanna hang. You’re Willow. W: Don’t call me that. X: The first day of kindergarten you cried because you broke the yellow crayon, and you were too afraid to tell anyone. You’ve come pretty far. Ending the world not a terrific notion, but the thing is…yeah, I love you. I love crayon-breaky Wilow, and I love scary-veiny Willow. So if I’m going out, it’s here. If you wanna kill the world, then start with me. I’ve earned that. W: You think I won’t? X: It doesn’t matter. I’ll still love you. W: Shut up *zap!* X: I love you. *zap!* X: I…love you. W: Shut up! *zap!* X: I love you, Willow. *zap!* W: Stop! X: I love you. W: Stop! *cries* X: *under breath* I love you.

G: The gift that was given to me by the coven is the true essence of magic. Willow’s magic came from a place of rage and power… A: And vengence. Don’t forget vengence. G: No, how could I. In any case, the magics she took from me tapped into a spark of humanity she had left. It helped her to feel again. It gave Xander the opportunity to reach her. A: Xander? G: Yes. It was he who got to her in time. He saved us all.

B: I wanna see my friends happy again. I wanna see you grow up. The woman you’re gonna become, because she’s gonna be beautiful, and she’s gonna be powerful. I got it so wrong. I don’t wanna protect you from the world. I wanna show it to you. There’s so much that I wanna show you.

African Demon Guy: You have endured the required trials. S: Bloody right, I have. So you give me what I want. Make me what I was, so Buffy can get what she deserves. African Demon Guy: Very well. We will return your soul! Please credit Hellmouth Central with these quotes when using them for any publication.