Update: October 27, 2004
Hey, it’s like an update, but not….or is it?
I’m in this tremendously goofy mood today. Someone stop me before I start prank calling celebrities.
Matt: Hello, Ms. Simpson?
Ashlee Simpson: Yes?
Matt: This is Bob Bobberton with the National Coalition of Anti-Lip Synching. I regret to inform
you that you are in breach of the “National Television Live Performances Pact of 1997.”
Ashlee Simpson: You’re joking, right?
Matt: I’m afraid this is no joke, Ms. Simpson. Britney Spears violated this act from 1999-2004, and
now she’s married to a back up dancer. You don’t think SHE really wanted to do that, do you? Oh yes, that
was us.
Ashlee Simpson: NO!! NO!!! NO!!!!!
Matt: You poor bastard. May God have mercy on your soul.
See? You better stop me.
More News Bites, and one new announcement.
- Matt
[Posted @ 4:04 p.m.]
Kiss my flag Wednesday
Ok, ok….what was I going to say here? Oh yeah, watch LOST tonight. 8PM…ABC!
An all-new Divine Musings is up! This week Aeryn gives us “Crapology”. Maybe the best title ever. Oh yes. Go read it.
Chew for it is good -
Articles: Divine Musings - “Crapology”.
News and Info: News Bites.
News and Info: Upcoming Episodes.
Yesterday’s Prime Chew -
Articles: The Dimension’s Angel Episode Countdown.
HMC Taglines!
Pre-order Buffy Season 7 by CLICKING HERE. Just $38.99! Wow-wee!
HELLHOUND CON postponed. Click HERE for details.
- Matt
[Posted @ 4:40 a.m.]