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Willow Shipping Battles? 0

Willow Shipping Battles?

No, it’s true. There have been Willow shipping battles ever since the dawn of man. When the first primate made his first snarling, undefinable choice of grunts…there was another to protest and grunt even...

Buffy’s Finale 0

Buffy’s Finale

What a horrible week to write an Ascension. I’ve got a personal holiday as well as the finale this week, so for sake of argument let’s just say I’m gonna make this quick. This...

A World Without Buffy 0

A World Without Buffy

On May 21, 2003, roughly between the hours of 5:00 and 8:00 am (time zones pending), citizens around the world are going to be waking up for yet another work day. They will get...

Ten Things I Hate About Season Seven 0

Ten Things I Hate About Season Seven

Warning. The Weekly Ascension is spoilerish to the hiz-zay. This means that the article you are about to read contains spoilers on all episodes currently released for Season Seven at the time of this...

Snyder 0

Snyder

Into every generation is born a Principal. He alone will stand against the slackers, the druggies, and the forces of deadbeats. He is the Snyder. For those of you who joined our Buffyverse late...