Category: Weekly Ascension

Angel or Spike? 0

Angel or Spike?

Spike or Angel? Angel or Spike? No, I’m not asking which one I would like to see Buffy with more. Rather, I’m asking which one do I hate more? I found myself asking this...

Willow Shipping Battles? 0

Willow Shipping Battles?

No, it’s true. There have been Willow shipping battles ever since the dawn of man. When the first primate made his first snarling, undefinable choice of grunts…there was another to protest and grunt even...

Buffy’s Finale 0

Buffy’s Finale

What a horrible week to write an Ascension. I’ve got a personal holiday as well as the finale this week, so for sake of argument let’s just say I’m gonna make this quick. This...

A World Without Buffy 0

A World Without Buffy

On May 21, 2003, roughly between the hours of 5:00 and 8:00 am (time zones pending), citizens around the world are going to be waking up for yet another work day. They will get...

Ten Things I Hate About Season Seven 0

Ten Things I Hate About Season Seven

Warning. The Weekly Ascension is spoilerish to the hiz-zay. This means that the article you are about to read contains spoilers on all episodes currently released for Season Seven at the time of this...

Snyder 0

Snyder

Into every generation is born a Principal. He alone will stand against the slackers, the druggies, and the forces of deadbeats. He is the Snyder. For those of you who joined our Buffyverse late...

My Buffy Role-Playing Experience 0

My Buffy Role-Playing Experience

Whatever sick freak first thought up the concept behind the Buffy RPG is a freak I’d like to call a genius. People have come together to create the best roleplaying game this side of...

Father Figure 0

Father Figure

Welcome to the slow weeks. That’s right. This week and next are going to be extremely slow. It’s only the most stressful time of the year that we’re coping with here at the Weekly Ascension...

SiTs, Please! 0

SiTs, Please!

Well, here we are once again. Another beautiful Monday morning filled with yet even more of my wonderful thoughts. This week we’re going to go where no journalist has dared voyage before. That’s right!...

Wesley Wyndam-Pryce 0

Wesley Wyndam-Pryce

I remember being picked last for every sport known to man. Yes, that was me. Small, gangly, and on the verge of more mouth olsors than teeth. But hey, when you’re young it’s okay...