Category: Weekly Ascension

Wow. Here we are again. Somehow I’ve managed to stay online for twenty-one weeks now. The Weekly Ascension can now legally purchase beer in the United States. Never a dull moment with us at...

As I write this, the premiere of SWAT graces our theaters. Let this article be remembered for that. And only that. Amen. Actually, that’s a good topic for this week. SWAT, as many of...

Visitors and viewers to HellmouthCentral.com agree. The Weekly Ascension is the fifth most popular feature on the greatest Mutant Enemy Community fansite in the entire world. Well, personally, I kinda felt Hell’s Kitchen deserved...

This is our Cruciamentum here at the Weekly Ascension. That’s right! The eighteenth article of the series, right here. We’ll never have another one of these for like…well, ever. Enjoy it. We’re taking a moment....

It’s always a pleasure to introduce newcomers into the fold of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Even now some two months after the program went off the air, it’s still a refreshing dose of fun,...

This week we’re talking about something pointless. Oh, I know. Big change there, right? But I’m actually going to tell you a little about myself in this article…just so you better understand the myth...

Last week I promised you an article on Dobby the Vampire Slayer that I am extremely happy to say won’t be making the press cover for this week. Fortunately, however, we do have something...

Well, they said it couldn’t be done. They warned me never to do this. They threatened me with lawsuits, Chinese water torture, and a Neverending Story video marathon. They even told me I’d lose...

Larry Blaisdell must have thought he had life figured out at an early age. A young man destined for great things, Larry represented the peek of American achievement at the young age of sixteen....

In life, there are choices. We choose each day to take part in meaningless tasks that apparently prove themselves to become linked into a chain of events which eventually somehow become known as the...