Author: Coach Jon

This week we’re talking about something pointless. Oh, I know. Big change there, right? But I’m actually going to tell you a little about myself in this article…just so you better understand the myth...

Last week I promised you an article on Dobby the Vampire Slayer that I am extremely happy to say won’t be making the press cover for this week. Fortunately, however, we do have something...

Well, they said it couldn’t be done. They warned me never to do this. They threatened me with lawsuits, Chinese water torture, and a Neverending Story video marathon. They even told me I’d lose...

Larry Blaisdell must have thought he had life figured out at an early age. A young man destined for great things, Larry represented the peek of American achievement at the young age of sixteen....

In life, there are choices. We choose each day to take part in meaningless tasks that apparently prove themselves to become linked into a chain of events which eventually somehow become known as the...

Spike or Angel? Angel or Spike? No, I’m not asking which one I would like to see Buffy with more. Rather, I’m asking which one do I hate more? I found myself asking this...

No, it’s true. There have been Willow shipping battles ever since the dawn of man. When the first primate made his first snarling, undefinable choice of grunts…there was another to protest and grunt even...

What a horrible week to write an Ascension. I’ve got a personal holiday as well as the finale this week, so for sake of argument let’s just say I’m gonna make this quick. This...

On May 21, 2003, roughly between the hours of 5:00 and 8:00 am (time zones pending), citizens around the world are going to be waking up for yet another work day. They will get...

Warning. The Weekly Ascension is spoilerish to the hiz-zay. This means that the article you are about to read contains spoilers on all episodes currently released for Season Seven at the time of this...