Author: Coach Jon

Bringing Back Buffy 0

Bringing Back Buffy

This week we’re continuing our rant on Season Six. Oh, boy, what a crappy season…especially for a year that followed one of the greatest finales of all time. But we’re going to voyage beyond...

Soulless Love 0

Soulless Love

Dawn was the single-most redeeming factor about Season Six. Good. I now have your attention. Today I’m actually discussing the single-most annoying factor about Season Six (a season which was annoying no matter how...

Ted 0

Ted

Well, it truly has been a sad last few days for any true Buffy fan this week. John Ritter, our very own famed robot Ted, passed away at the age of 54. He will...

A Weekend at Dragon*Con 0

A Weekend at Dragon*Con

So there I was…standing idly by in the "Walk of Fame" to avoid being yelled at by Dragon*Con security…when who should walk by but Tom Wilson? That’s right, Biff Tannen himself standing not but...

Buffy Love 0

Buffy Love

We’re on the week of DragonCon here at the Weekly Ascension. It’s about damn time, if you ask me. Such as the case, I’m not sure if there will be a Weekly Ascension or...

Tara 0

Tara

Wow. Here we are again. Somehow I’ve managed to stay online for twenty-one weeks now. The Weekly Ascension can now legally purchase beer in the United States. Never a dull moment with us at...

Unfinished Business 0

Unfinished Business

Visitors and viewers to HellmouthCentral.com agree. The Weekly Ascension is the fifth most popular feature on the greatest Mutant Enemy Community fansite in the entire world. Well, personally, I kinda felt Hell’s Kitchen deserved...

I Was Made To Write This 0

I Was Made To Write This

This is our Cruciamentum here at the Weekly Ascension. That’s right! The eighteenth article of the series, right here. We’ll never have another one of these for like…well, ever. Enjoy it. We’re taking a moment....