The Weekend Replay
Welcome to Monday, slackers. A lot of people think of Monday as the first day of the week. However, those people are heathens who don’t believe in God and will burn in hell for...
Author: Coach Jon
Doppelgangers: The Regulators meet The Order of Aurelius
What better way to pass time on an otherwise uneventful Friday morning than to remember the fun times of a pop culture 80s Western film compared to the evil happenings of a demented vampire...
Time-Out: Four Eyes on the Silver Screen
According to Cyndi Lauper, “girls just wanna have fun.” But considering that that particular song’s lyrics were actually written by a man who was trying to say that girls just wanted to have sex...
Dumbass of the Week: Ehren Watada
Today I analyze very briefly the dumbass of the week. That title belongs to Ehren Watada today, the 28 year old lieutenant of the American armed forces who decided shortly after joining the Army...
Winona Ryder: Jesus Christ… or just an actress?
Like most God-fearing humans on the planet Earth, I subscribe to the plausible theory that one day, long from now, Jesus of Nazareth will return to Earth to offer me a chance to leave...
Man vs Turtle: The Boycott Begins
Well, well, well… we meet again, hellhounds. That’s right… I’ve returned. It took damn near four years, but they’ve finally signed the big kahuna himself for another go. Your favorite writer to ever grace...
Big Bad Series: Angelus, Spike, and Drusilla
Friends. What in the world would we do in this world without them? I don’t know about the rest of you, but as for me just thinking about all the favors I wouldn’t be...
Big Bad Series: The Master
Why? Why on Earth do people continue to insist on battling over who the best of the big bads was? Oh, don’t pretend like you haven’t heard about these insane vocal arguments between fans...
Least-Needed Characters
Nothing is worse than overcasting when it comes to pitching pilots for television. For newer members to the scene of all things screen-related, this can be quite a chore in determining how to cast...
Sacrificing Strangers and Saving Friends
Sacrifice was a key theme played out in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, dating back to even since before the series had its first dive into this issue during its first season finale. We discussed...
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