Run, Winifred, RUUUNNNN! — The Magic Bullet: The Rant
Warning: Spoilerish to the amount of 10. – Look at Fred sprint. Sprint, Fred, Sprint. – That mexican guy’s mustache gives him strength! It’s a joke all on it’s own. – The clerk in...
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Preachers are EVIL.– Dirty Girls: The Rant
Warning: Spoilerish to the amount of 10. – Caleb is just plain evil. Examples: He’s a preacher. He has an affinity for automobile cigarette lighters. He has a southern accent. If that ain’t evil,...
Michael Stipe never had worms coming from his nasal cavities.– Shiny Happy People: The Rant
Warning: Spoilerish to the amount of 10. So “Jasmine” is some sort of evil that has made everyone see her as a God (although they made it a strict rule not to use the...
Ouch. 10 centimeters my ass. — Inside Out: The Rant
Warning: Spoilerish to the amount of 10. Gina Torres popping out of Cordelia has got to be tabloid material. Ok, I have to start with the Darla/Connor scene. Is it just me or did...
Elecrifying — Players: The Rant
Warning: Spoilerish to the amount of 10. Wow-wee, what an ending. You know, I’ve been on the side of loving Elecrtic Gwen Raiden since her intro into the world of AtS. And man, she...
Confusion and more FLASHBACKS! — Lies My Parents Told Me: The Rant
Warning: Spoilerish to the amount of 10. Keep in mind I’m writing this at 4:30am. You ever have that dream where you aren’t you, you’re floating over your REAL self’s body? That’s what Buffy...
Witches and Slayers and poorly-written dialogue, oh my! — Orpheus: The Rant
Warning: Spoilerish to the amount of 10. Ok. Don’t get me wrong. I was in zombie-mode last night after working for so long, but what was with the dialogue for Willow? It seemed like...
Unholy Manly Voice-Overs, Batman! — Release: The Rant
Warning: Spoilerish to the amount of 10. – I think the Faith shower scene may have been sexier had she not been spurting blood everywhere. Just a viewpoint there, folks. – And who’s going...
You gotta have Faith — Salvage: The Rant
Warning: Spoilerish to the amount of 10. I don’t know about you, but even Evil Cordy kissing Connor is a disgusting and dirty sight. I don’t think that’s ever going to change. Eww. Eliza...
Storyteller: The Rant
Warning: Spoilerish to the amount of 10. After watching “Storyteller” last night, I wondered why they haven’t gone in depth with a lot of the characters this season like they did in this episode....
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