Picking Up The Pieces…of your face. — Peace Out: The Rant
Warning: Spoilerish to the amount of 10. – This is a hard one to rant about, seeing as though it felt like 75% of the episode were fight scenes. – Let me get this...
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Uncomfortable confrontation scene #141 — Empty Places: The Rant
Warning: Spoilerish to the amount of 10. – Ok, WHO TOLD EVERYONE ABOUT THE APOCALYPSE? I didn’t see the memo. It’s not like the sun was blacked-out in Sunnydale. There wasn’t any large event...
My Buffy Role-Playing Experience
Whatever sick freak first thought up the concept behind the Buffy RPG is a freak I’d like to call a genius. People have come together to create the best roleplaying game this side of...
Precious. Must Have My Precious…. — Sacrifice: The Rant
Warning: Spoilerish to the amount of 10. – What’s the matter with kids today? For instance, Connor is being brainwashed by his own daughter, a million year old evil in a 30 year old...
Father Figure
Welcome to the slow weeks. That’s right. This week and next are going to be extremely slow. It’s only the most stressful time of the year that we’re coping with here at the Weekly Ascension...
Run, Winifred, RUUUNNNN! — The Magic Bullet: The Rant
Warning: Spoilerish to the amount of 10. – Look at Fred sprint. Sprint, Fred, Sprint. – That mexican guy’s mustache gives him strength! It’s a joke all on it’s own. – The clerk in...
Preachers are EVIL.– Dirty Girls: The Rant
Warning: Spoilerish to the amount of 10. – Caleb is just plain evil. Examples: He’s a preacher. He has an affinity for automobile cigarette lighters. He has a southern accent. If that ain’t evil,...
SiTs, Please!
Well, here we are once again. Another beautiful Monday morning filled with yet even more of my wonderful thoughts. This week we’re going to go where no journalist has dared voyage before. That’s right!...
Michael Stipe never had worms coming from his nasal cavities.– Shiny Happy People: The Rant
Warning: Spoilerish to the amount of 10. So “Jasmine” is some sort of evil that has made everyone see her as a God (although they made it a strict rule not to use the...
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
I remember being picked last for every sport known to man. Yes, that was me. Small, gangly, and on the verge of more mouth olsors than teeth. But hey, when you’re young it’s okay...
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