Category: The Locker Room

According to Cyndi Lauper, “girls just wanna have fun.” But considering that that particular song’s lyrics were actually written by a man who was trying to say that girls just wanted to have sex...

Today I analyze very briefly the dumbass of the week. That title belongs to Ehren Watada today, the 28 year old lieutenant of the American armed forces who decided shortly after joining the Army...

Like most God-fearing humans on the planet Earth, I subscribe to the plausible theory that one day, long from now, Jesus of Nazareth will return to Earth to offer me a chance to leave...

Well, well, well… we meet again, hellhounds. That’s right… I’ve returned. It took damn near four years, but they’ve finally signed the big kahuna himself for another go. Your favorite writer to ever grace...