The 2007 Poobie Awards! (Part 2)
BEST PORTRAYAL OF AN INANIMATE OBJECT – WINNER: JESSICA SIMPSON Her boots may have been made for walking, but her acting wasn't made for human eyeballs. To say ol' Jess is stiffer than a...
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Winona Wednesday Exclusive: Winona Ryder to Resurrect the Dead!
Breaking news this Winona Wednesday as Winona Watch reported only moments ago that hints of Ryder’s alleged relation to being Christ are leaking through the actress’s own lips. Could it be that a prophetic...
The 2007 Poobie Awards!
It's that time of the year again. Time for the film industry to suck on each other's proverbial dongs and give us the Academy Awards ceremony. On Monday, the nominations were announced – which...
Anti-Spanking Legislation
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Dumbass of the Week: Ehren Watada
Today I analyze very briefly the dumbass of the week. That title belongs to Ehren Watada today, the 28 year old lieutenant of the American armed forces who decided shortly after joining the Army...
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